ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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