I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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