Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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