I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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