how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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