I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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