So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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