Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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