So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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