True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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