hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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