So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
