i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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