11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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