somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Buhtt sex?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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