Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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