Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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