no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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