i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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