have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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