we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
two words: eviction party
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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