Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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