I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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