carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
