the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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