I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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