How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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