Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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