Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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