you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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