Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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