By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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