ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
