yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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