That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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