Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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