that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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