thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
the raccoons are back...
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