im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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