i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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