She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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