New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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