What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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