So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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