since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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