Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
oh god the rape fog is back!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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