do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
