Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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