You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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