if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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