Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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