So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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