What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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