He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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